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The Smoke Room Has Overtaken The Green Bay Packers In Website Popularity

Aaron Rodgers (Credit: Getty Images/Streeter Lecka)

The Smoke Room website is now larger than the Green Bay Packer’s official website.

Oh, what a day it is here at the office. First, we get into a war with the Associated Press, and then we find out that TheSR is bigger than the Packers when it comes to the internet.

It’s not really that big of a deal, I suppose. What have the Green Bay Packers done other than win four Super Bowls and become one of the most successful franchises in the history of sports?

The Associated Press can keep coming for my jugular, and I won’t slow down. My team and I just strap up and prepare for war at all costs. That’s why we’re taking over the Internet while everybody else is getting left in our dust.

The rise to the top will never be easy, but our scorched Earth strategy seems to be working out just fine. Enemies will come for us, their Internet bodies will be left in the ditch, and like a phoenix, we rise from their proverbial ashes. That’s how life works at The Smoke Room.

To all the losers and critics, allow me to leave you with a message from wise American philosopher Kenny Powers.

This train isn’t slowing down. We’re pushing it to the max. Welcome to the hurricane.

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