Russian defense spokeswoman Rossiyana Markovskaya is getting a lot of attention online these days, and for all the right reasons.
The New York Post recently asked if she looked like a James Bond girl. I don’t know whether or not she does, but I do know that I’m all in on restarting the Cold War if this is what Russian spokeswomen look like. (SLIDESHOW: All The Times Lindsey Pelas Stripped Down On Instagram)
Fire up the nukes, let’s start moving Navy carrier groups and start deploying troops to the Russian border ASAP. The threat of nuclear war is well worth it if we get to see Markovskaya on television giving us briefings on the Russian defense forces. (This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)
Baghdad Bob was entertaining and all, but he’s got nothing on smoke show Russian spokeswomen. I’m taking the Russians every single day of the week. Sure, they might not be as entertaining or delusional as Baghdad Bob, but what they might lack in charisma they certainly make up for in the looks department. I might even have to enlist to fight in this new Cold War. (SLIDESHOW: These Are The Sexiest Women On Instagram)
The only question now is when America is going to start throwing out our own attractive women to speak for the nation’s military. You can’t have the Russians beating us in any department, especially the hot spokeswomen department. Can’t have it happen. (SLIDESHOW: This Model Appears Allergic To Wearing Clothes)
I immediately call on President Trump to have only hot women as spokeswomen for all government departments, military branches and government agencies. If this a fight Putin and Russians are looking for, then I say we give it to them. (SLIDESHOW: 67 Times Abigail Ratchford Was Nearly Naked)