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Shocking: Singer Pink Is Raising Her Kids To Be Gender Neutral

(Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)INGLEWOOD, CA - AUGUST 27: Willow Hart (L) and Pink attend the 2017 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 27, 2017 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Pink has decided to raise her children without labels and free of those pesky gender norms, according to The People.

The singer and mom of two revealed that she’s raising her family completely “label-less,” which should work out really well for her. I heard kids do great without boundaries.

Last week, she said her six year old daughter “told me she is going to marry an African woman. I was like: ‘Great, can you teach me how to make African food?’”

She continued, “I was like ‘what the f***, who are you? Who is paying for this by the way?’”

Despite her seemingly gendered pseudonym, Pink herself claims to identify as a pre-teen boy who happens to really like motherhood. She told The People, “I’m a f***ing grown up now, it’s so weird. I’m still a 12-year-old boy.”

Classy and confusing. My favorite combination.

But, since Pink bucks the status quo and has really committed to going against the grain, she’s wildly conservative and loves Donald Trump.

Just kidding. She’s exactly like every other celebrity and hates the President.

“I feel like we are all in this ­permanent state of f*** it,” she said. “I can’t imagine being a third-grader and this being the first example of what it means to be President. I throw my hands up in the air every day. It’s unbelievable. It’s not funny at all. It’s un-f***ing-believable.”

I can’t imagine being a third grader and having my gender hidden from me in order to fit into my mom’s politically correct narrative.

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